Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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