what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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