I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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