is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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