To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
