oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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