How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
