susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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