Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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