quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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