I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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