I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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