I wish I could punch you in the face.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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