I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
