i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
YAS. BRING CRAB.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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