i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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