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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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