I wanna passion pit in your ass
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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