No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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