So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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