There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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