Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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