how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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