You surviving the open bar?
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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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