I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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