just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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