You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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