just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
