I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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