Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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