if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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