what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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