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We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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