today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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