youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
What should our trivia night team be named?
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so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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