I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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