Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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