i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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