Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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