butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You pole danced in your parka.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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