So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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