Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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