So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
