Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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