What did we do last night that was yellow?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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