i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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