Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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