His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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