the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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