If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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