Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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