You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it's like iHOP with fire
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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