Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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