My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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