There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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