sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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