You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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